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Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

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Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Because you're so acute.

How does it feel? Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'. This morning I saw a beautiful flower It's not my fault I fell in love.